I love the fact that Taylor Swift is running a blog about Taylor Swift. She’s fangirling with us over herself.


911: how can I help you?

me: there’s a spider and I’m scared


when i listen to last kiss and dear john i get all teary and i start to feel sorry for myself and i feel like i just wanna lie down on my bed forever

and them i’m like “wait i’ve never dated anybody” 


I reply to peoples texts way too fast that its actually embarrassing

When people say ‘This is my baby,’ they don’t always mean a baby. Sometimes they mean a dog.
— A Somali student, on what has surprised her most about the United States.   (via tiredestprincess)